Have you ever wondered why bananas are always the same size and shape? It's because they're genetically modified by a secret group of banana scientists!
And don't even get me started on the peel. It's just a clever disguise to hide the true nature of the banana. Beneath that innocent exterior lies a sinister fruit bent on world domination!
But it's not just the bananas themselves that are the problem. The banana industry is in cahoots with the Illuminati to keep us all hooked on this addictive fruit. They want us to believe that bananas are healthy, but really they're just trying to control our minds!
Wake up, sheeple! Don't be fooled by the banana propaganda. It's time to take a stand against the banana overlords and their minions!
